Food Ya Don't Like.....

You take a deep breath and EAT!

We all don't like some kind of food but sometimes we just got to eat it. So we have some tips to eating food you don't like.

The Almighty (Polite and Clean)Tips on How To Eat Food You Don't Like:

Tip 1:: You say to yourself it tastes like nothing or taste like the food you like and if it helps you can close your eyes, just chew and swallow. Like how you take medicine. You get it over with because spitting it out isn't polite.

Tip 2::You, yes, take a deep breath but hold your breath from your nose so you can't taste what you are eating just breath from your mouth.

Tip 3:: Eat, chew, drink lots of water to get rid of the taste but try to not be too noticeable about the drinking water part.(<----- simplest one if you can act good!) Tip 4:: After you ate what you think you could tell the people around you that you are full and either wrap it up to save later for someone or give it to another person to eat so you won't be wasting food. Tip 5:: Eat it with other food. Lots of other food so you won't taste the taste. Only the taste of the food you like. The Almighty (Imaginative and Not So Clean) Tips on How To Eat Food You Don't Like:

Tip 1:: After you taste it and you don't like it and your parents say eat more tell them "Cook it better than I'll eat more." with this face -.-

Tip 2:: Have lots of tissue planted on your lap so when you don't like the food you are able to put the food in your lap and then excuse yourself to the restroom to throw away the food or flush it down the toilet but be careful about the toilet part, you wouldn't want to clog it up. And make sure no one can see the food in the trash can.

Tip 3::GET A DOG OR SOME KIND OF WILD EATING MACHINE!! You can feed it under the table but I advise you not to feed all the table scraps to the dogs or any other kind of pet because then it can make them sick or they might not eat the pet food. It's easier to just get a wild eating amchine that won't get sick and raise up your pet bills. Watch out to not feed your pet or wild eating machine a bone!!! It gets dangerous!

Tip 4:: When your sibling or relative isn't looking, quickly put all your food you won't be able to eat on their plate so you wouldn't have to eat anything. Make sure they won't be suspicious about anything OK!

The Oh-So-Awesome Stars!

* Number one rule for all foods you don't like: you must make sure you dont have a disgusted face on so the person who made or bought the food wouldn't be hurt. Dont think you dont make
the face because you could do it unconsciously!*

*Also remember to eat your veges(even if you might not like it) and fruits because you need to grow for all you short people out there! Also, even if your tall you still gotta eat it cuz' our mum's told us to....unfortunately....*

*Oh and another thing. If you didn't taste it yet and you don't really KNOW if you like it or not, us Food Officers will come and force it down your throat >)*

*OK , the last thing! After you eat, thank the person who made the food or the person who bought it so they know you appreciated it and won't get the wrong idea that you didn't like it!*

This was by Akineo and Hanachankun